Crypto Payments

Congratulations on choosing my most exclusive tier! I know you've been asking for cryptocurrency payment options, and frankly, I'm not surprised. After all, nothing says "I totally didn't just encrypt a hospital's patient database" quite like insisting on paying for cybersecurity education with untraceable digital coins.

Don't worry - I won't judge your lifestyle choices. I'm just here to help you learn better detection evasion techniques... I mean, defensive strategies. Obviously.

Available Cryptocurrencies

I accept the following "completely legitimate business transaction" currencies:

Bitcoin (BTC)

The OG of "I definitely earned this money through legal means"

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Litecoin (LTC)

For when Bitcoin fees are eating into your... consulting... profits

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Monero (XMR)

Because privacy is totally just a hobby, right?

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How to Make a Payment

1. Choose your preferred "investment vehicle" from the options above
2. Copy the wallet address (I know you're good at copying things)
3. Send your totally-not-suspicious donation to the corresponding address
4. Email confirmation - Yes, I need a paper trail. Ironic, I know.

⚠️ Important: Email Confirmation Required

After making your cryptocurrency payment, you must email me with confirmation. I realise this defeats the whole "anonymous" thing you were going for, but hey, I need to update your membership somehow!

Email: crypto@sentinel.blog

Subject: Crypto Payment Confirmation - [Your Definitely Real Name]

Include in your email:

• Your full name (or current alias)
• The cryptocurrency used (BTC/LTC/XMR)
• Transaction hash/ID (your digital fingerprint)
• Amount sent
• Your Ghost blog account email address (the one you didn't buy from a sketchy forum)

Membership Tier

Successful Campaign Celebration Tier - £150/year

Because even threat actors need to stay current with defensive techniques

What's included:

• 🚨 Real-time alerts when your techniques appear in sentinel.blog
• 🏆 Exclusive access to "What Not to Do" case studies (featuring you)
• 🔍 Detailed analysis of detection methods that might catch you
• 💰 Pay annually and save £30 - because even ransomware operators appreciate a good bulk discount!
• ₿ Crypto Payment Options - Pay in BTC, LTC, or XMR because we know you prefer your transactions... private

Note: Cryptocurrency payments are only available for this premium tier.

Processing Time

Once I receive your email confirmation (and stop laughing at the irony of you providing identification for an "anonymous" payment), I will manually update your membership access within 24-48 hours during business days.

Don't worry - I won't tell anyone you paid for cybersecurity training with crypto. Your secret is safe with me... just like all those other secrets you definitely don't have.

Security Notes

• Always verify wallet addresses before sending payments (I know you're paranoid, and rightfully so)
• Cryptocurrency transactions are irreversible - unlike some of your life choices
• Keep your transaction hash for your records (add it to your "definitely not evidence" folder)
• Only send the exact cryptocurrencies to their respective addresses (mixing them up would be almost as embarrassing as getting caught by basic YARA rules)

Alternative Payment Methods

If you prefer payment methods that won't trigger your bank's fraud detection algorithms:

• Stripe Donation Page: https://sentinel.blog/#/portal/support
• Additional methods coming soon

Questions?

If you have any questions about cryptocurrency payments, need assistance with the process, or want to discuss your "consulting business," you can reach out via:

Email: crypto@sentinel.blog For those who still trust cleartext communication

Telegram: @sentinel-blog - Because sometimes you need that extra layer of "this conversation never happened"

I promise I'm not National Crime Agency. That's exactly what the National Crime Agency would say, but I'm not. Probably.

Thank you for supporting sentinel.blog! 🛡️

(And thank you for keeping me entertained with your payment method choices)

Disclaimer: Cryptocurrency payments are processed manually and require email confirmation. Please allow up to 48 hours for membership access to be updated after payment confirmation. I reserve the right to giggle quietly about the irony of anonymous payments requiring identification.